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Make It Work (An inspirational post thanks to Hadley and Emily)

19 Aug

So I know I haven’t posted a blog in sometime and I want to apologize to you all! All of you who have subscribed are trully amazing and I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank you all. It has always been my life goal to be successful and I feel as though I am on the right path at doing that. But enough of the sappy stuff, I want to update you on my fag fab life.

Where to begin? OK!

MIAMI

So two weekends ago I went down to Miami for one of my fraternity little brothers 21st birthday. It was Justin, his brother, Will Hill aka Mike, and I (Lil Zac showed up later). Well we stayed at the Eden Roc Hotel and OMFG was it amazing! To my random luck the Salsa Congress was at the same hotel and I knew I was going to end up there sober or not (most likely not). Well there was four pools and people were raging hardcore. So we decide to lounge and get some R and R; however, that was short lived cause Mike was being a princess for his birthday. He wanted to go to the clubs and bars by 8! Justin and I had to regulate and basically strong arm him into relaxing. Justin and I decided to do our own thing and chill, while Matt (Justin’s brother) and Mike went to get liqour.

The PoolsOur View

Once Mike and Matt come back Justin and I were done getting ready and we started drinking to what my recolllection was a Russian bottle of vodka that tasted more like rubbing alcohol, but hey it did the job. After dancing to such songs as Bad Romance, Ghosts N Stuff, and Alejandro (mind you I was with all straight guys) we headed out to Liv. Liv happened to be packed so we jumped into a cab and went to Wet Willies, then walked around and ended up at the BK Lounge to be stopped by some promoter to give us tickets to B.E.D and when we asked him a question later he was so barred out (he told us he was) that he didn’t remember what he had said 20 minutes ago! We work our way back to the hotel and we pay $35 bucks each to get into the Salsa Congress Justin I and Lil Zac–who showed up before we went out–all got in. Me being of hispanic descent and loving to shake my rump, I got in there and started dancing with whomever would dance with my drunkass! I lost Justin and Lil Zac in the mix and eventually found them in the cabana.

We ended up back in the room and we all passed out. Great Saturday!

Graduation

Fast forwarding a little… My little sister was graduating Tuesday from college! My mom was so happy that all three of her kids had graduated college and I am proud because we are first generation and we came from humble beginnings and to accomplish what we have is definetly a great feat.

True Blood, Weeds, Housewives, & Jersey Shore oh my!

If any of you have kept up with True Blood you know shit is getting ridic! I am so ecstatic for Weeds especially because there are only 3 episodes left of True Blood. I have not caught up with Housewives, but I will watch it on Bravo and blog about it. As for Jersey Shore let me make myself clear, I hated the thought of watching that show, but after watching that show I feel so much better about my life and laughing at the stupid crap they do, that why not love it!

Make it Work

So I started my new internship and I am absolutely loving it! I am having a lot of creative freedom and learning a lot too! I know we are having a lot of events coming up so I will definetly blog about my experiences! Also, for those of you who are local check out Caliente Kitchen on Wednesdays! 2-4-1 margaritas! Tequila baby!

Now why the title Make it work? Well obviously if you watch Project Runway you know that is Tim Gunn’s catch phrase. Well, I have a man crush on him. Why you ask. I’ll tell you. First off, he is a silver fox. Second, he has money. Third, he has an impeccable piquant taste in fashion. Lastly, he is been scorned by love and I know how that goes!  Hadley and Emily were talking about life. Hadley and I had a conversation earlier about luck and life and not being able to control what life throws at you and when you’re handed a bad deck–you make it work! You put on that poker face, your hater blockas, and bluff! Inevitably, things will turn around and there is no use in being down, we can only go forward! When Hadley and Emily started talking about making it work, I knew it was time to post again! Not that anything was wrong in my life at the moment, but I need to take life by the horns and tell that bitch who’s boss!

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Oh My Gahh, My First Post!!!!!

2 Aug

Check out the video of the aftermath of the apartment warming party lol!

So this weekend my friends had an apartment warming party and of course we got white boy wasted! So let me lead you up to the morning after! Emily, Hadley and Martha had finally moved into their baller apartment and decided to party it up on Friday. I wanted to get black out drunk and celebrate hardcore too, I got accepted to a fab internship program at a kick-ass PR Firm, and decided to get vodka. A little side note about me and vodka, vodka makes me do some ridiculous things, I’ve peed on cars, taken people’s mail, drunk texts obscene things, you know the usual.  Emily and I gave Matt, Hadley’s Boyfriend, money to pick up some bottles–he got Kettle One and Bacardi. Emily and I went off to work, we work together at a restaurant and I love it so much cause I work with my friends hehe! Well after work, we get back to the apartment to get ready and people start showing up. Of course we want to start the night off right, we begin the shots of vodka. Now, at this point im thinking “Fuck, here goes my sanity.” After probably 4 shots of vodka in a row, a round of flip cup, and a round of beer pong, I’m beginning to feel pretty shwasty. But of course, I don’t stop drinking, I start making mixed drinks for me and everyone else. It was either the beer or my 8 second pours but everyone started gathering into the kitchen like cattle. We had Lady Gaga blasting and Kevin, Martha’s Boyfriend, Justin, Kevin’s Best Friend, and I start doing the robot for some reason. After our little dance session, Bad Romance comes on and everyone is singing and dancing I totally gave my friend Kristen a lap dance. At this point im looking for Hadley. I am wondering where this chonga went, so I go to her room and the door is locked! “She’s having sex,” I yelled in my drunken stupor! Of course, I want to make it awkward for her and start pounding on the door and making obscene sexual noises! But I got bored quickly and rejoined the drunks in the living room. About 15 minutes past by and Matt comes to me and says “Hadley is sick,” so of course I run to my fag hag and see how she is doing. The bitch is on the floor and my initial reaction is my best friends dead! Hadley mumbles something about being hot and has the fan blowing her va-jay-jay. I was glad she was ok and let Matt take care of her. The party is still raging on and were taking more shots of vodka and of course im feeling loose. Kristen and I team up on Justin and start asking to see his goods, mind you we all have heard about Justin’s midas touch of a penis, and now we just want to see it for scientific proof. Justin totally didn’t want to after harassing him for like 45 minutes about it. All of a sudden we see Hadley comes into Martha’s room were we have all congregated. She looks like she has just risen from death. The party starts slowly dying down and there are a few of us left, Martha wants to go to bed so we all go our respected ways to find somewhere to sleep. I end up on the futon after trying to get some booty, but ended up just going to McD’s to suffice my sexual urges. I wake up in the morning to Martha whining how sick she is and Kevin taking care of her. I wake up and ask Kevin for a blanket and fall back asleep. Matt left earlier in the morning for an interview and came back with Dunkin Doughnuts. Emily, Kevin and I wake up and this is where the video takes place. Please watch the video so you can just see how effed up we are lol! We go on our DD run and I order some Turkey flat bread and Emily convinces me to get a doughnut as well–peer pressure always gets me!!! Well Emily and I have a DMB concert to go to  later and we begin quickly trying to get rid of our hangover. After playing a few rounds of Rock Band and me murking the drums, I go home to get ready. Hadley calls me and tells me she got a ticket for the concert. Hadley and I are trying to finish cleaning our old apartments, get ready for the concert, get some “goodies” for the show and eat, all while hungover.

Well we get to the concert and it was amazing! Drunk people everywhere, people smoking the good stuff and what not. We get back to the apartment and are so pooped we pass out. All and all it was a great weekend and an awesome first post to blog about!

xoxo

Jay-M